My grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.

As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here

I use Amazon solely for ahem adult items. This will be interesting.

So I can finally get an Ai to get my Fully Armed Fetuses gun control law pushed through. Ai won’t touch it.

Can’t abort babies if they have little AR-15’s in the womb as mandated.

Covid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?

How many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?

None. They’ll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

This is poetry to my ears.

Feathers?!?! This situation demands Wool.

Sincerely, We aren’t flocking livestock

Tar is so hot, we don’t want the guy to die. No we can’t call for that online, hilarity be damned.

Let’s do honey and wool.

Give the people a chance to spit on him.