I always knew my fascination with redstone would come back to bite me

Was I supposed to read that with a Scottish accent?

Same here (assuming account was a genius who graduated high school like 3 years early and then got advanced placement in uni)

At least in 50 more years humanity will finally be free of Zuckerberg

Isn’t that just a video editing program?

How is msn even on this list? Their articles have been almost entirely clickbait trash since the mid 2000s.

Wait until Windows SE (subscription edition) comes out and you have to pay for it monthly… that’ll get those numbers up!

The video in that article is so wholesome

I’m still having nightmares :(

I deleted substack back when I randomly got porn in a push notification. You’d think they would address this - I’m no expert, but this doesn’t seem good for them.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again - business majors are the scum of the earth

NUH UH IT’S IMPOSSIBLE

(/s)

As the fediverse gods intended

Literally all I see are ads, I guess you need friends for it to be addictive or something…

I really wish my city would get off its collective ass and stop using marketplace.

I’m a BEDMAS man myself

I’m motivated to try converting my nix-os install from gnome to plasma again

Silly gooners

Make elon pay to fire them into the sun

Fun anecdote - yesterday my new phone overheard me say something about rescheduling a vacation day. It then proceeded to add a “Vacation” booking on a completely random day.

Naturally I asked it what the fuck it was doing, and demanded it remove its permissions to edit my calendar. It quickly apologized, then assured me it had removed its capability to edit my calendar. I told it to not lie to my fucking face, realizing it could not in fact update its own permissions. It apologized again, presumably for being a pathological liar / asshole.

Then I disabled Gemini on my phone, and won’t be using it again. Thanks google!

Hmmmmmm…

Seems like a solid first comment for a 2 year old account I guess