Meanwhile Dave from Accounting has password123 written on a post-it on the monitor.

Whonix or Qubes OS?

Oh, tariffs… i thought they were stating the obvious: christmas.

So does mIRC.

Unless you have a locked-down router and your ISP doesn’t allow bridge-mode.

Gentoo!

XFCE doesn’t support multiple monitors with different refresh rates.

I have an LG TV and an old Asus monitor, i’d wager their refresh rates differ but i can’t confirm atm.

Technically speaking: nothing really, provided you have time and skills.

Except maybe not having access to NDA-ed binary blobs or something…

But the status… /s

Not only nobody needs to do that trip that fast,

I’d say using “nobody” is unwarranted… some people might’ve needed at some point. Regardless, it’s not a need, it’s a want.

I’m sure executives would disagree if their companies allow for it.

Try forgejo, it’s the forge Codeberg uses.

Mint can be live bootable and is the most often recommended distro for newbies.

Tim Roth?

Can’t help you, i avoid it like the plague.

old hardware […] at least 4 GB of RAM,

Not that old then…

Hmm… i sit corrected.

I spend time watching shit on my phone that makes me feel bad?

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