And also you know we INVENTED THE INTERNET AND PAID FOR THEIR CABLES.

What the fuck do they even do? Sell data? Like this should just be a section of the government but everyone is obsessed with the private sector holding shit

that’s how all corporations act

iPhones are for dorks

Is that what you think got him in trouble?

300,000 casualties from Russia.

Who is getting fucked? Just cause your asshole can take a better pounding than my dick can offer doesn’t mean you’re winning.

Especially when I just gotta get some water and pop a viagra and you need surgery on your asshole