Or simplicity and reductive thought

Yep. The market can stay irrational etc

The thing is though as long as it goes down that’s usually all you need. You don’t need a total collapse.

condescendingly explains the most basic of concepts

gets offended when they’re mocked in turn

To a certain extent, sure, duh.

But hey, you trust the stock, all in on it buddy.

You’ll hit the moon for sure.

Y’all realize it’s actually a worse sign that way, right?

Found one

I was in a thread about vacuum recommendations and three bot accounts had a problem with me calling Dysons loud.

It’s a weird damn lie if it is.

And the death of the American economy if it isn’t, fingers crossed.

British libertarians get a pass on account of living in a monarchy but if you want to know why Labour’s shitting the bed, well, they let a right wing libertarian run as Labour.

Nazi biases. Not alt right, that sanitized euphemism for fascist fuckhead.

Conservatives will use the nazipedia and everyone else will mock them for it

Slave labor isn’t usually used for things vulnerable to sabotage.

Try putting a slave in a chemical plant and telling them they can blow the building up by tossing a water bottle in a vat for example.

A vehicle factory probably isn’t quite that risky but there’s still plenty of options for chaos.

Tumblr is shit which is why you can’t monetize it

Hey, don’t be gross, OP’s mom is a classy and hygienic slut for money and that’s why I love her

Very socialism much Marx wow

Yeah but mostly the cringe instead of the cool ones

And they’d never do anything stupid and self destructive to make the line go up just because nothing bad has happened yet, and the collapse of a single company that did something stupid like that would never set off a national or global economic crisis.

When I was a kid I wondered what would happen if someone set off an EMP in NYC, specifically about whether it would wipe out the data on Wall Street.

I decided they wouldn’t be dumb enough to not have backups in a safe location.

As an adult, I no longer trust that assumption.

No one does and if they say they do they’re lying

Malicious compliance time