Pervalert?

Alright, I’ll bite. What’s going on with all these graphics with people with some sort of colorful grid pattern behind them lately?

That’s not enough. Don’t use Meta.

Suspect if they looked at subset of adults with families it would be even higher.

Careful man, with thinking like this you are about to get recruited to upper management at an evil mega-tech corporation.

I’m increasingly comfortable being in n the almost nobody category. You should be too, after all almost nobody uses Lemmy.

Wow, good thing this company has a squeaky clean reputation otherwise or this might tarnish their reputation.

Oh wow. That font has a lot of personality. Looks too much like everything is a 1960s concert poster to me. Braille institute Atkinson font is a less extreme alternative. I like Source Sans 3.

I don’t think y’all have ever seen a nervous breakdown. This is more like an ADHD kid talking about something he’s interested in.

I heard they’re adding co-pilot to it

I’m bummed I missed the opportunity. When in Geneva I couldn’t get a spot on one of the tours. Hopefully they still do these when they reopen and if so, give yourself a backup day to visit in case you can’t get in the first day you try.

Base

Strangely this is not triggering my usually sensitive privacy concerns. I think since it’s a work thing and I feel so dejected about teams already anyway. It just feels like a side of poop with my poop I guess.

The Lemmy community expresses heartfelt sympathy for these dumb losers but really if you are an investor that let’s day to day swings on a single stock ruin your day you need to find a new way to invest.

Spoiler:"Is it good?

No."

I use Kagi but do agree with the three listed complaints about it. Overall happy with it, but would consider something like uruky if it was a high quality search. I welcome the competition and there’s plenty more room since the big boys keep getting worse.

My workplace actually blocks the uruky site.

Cool fire the bosses then. The AI is doing their work anyway.

Virtual memory slider go Brrrrr!

I heard windows 12 will be open source and work easily without an internet connection. They are lowering the system requirements due to improvements in efficiency and elimination of bloat. It’s like a giant apology for how rotten they realize they’ve become.

Just kidding! It requires your ssn to log on and takes money directly out of your bank account each month and tries to fuck your mom.

You’d look awesome anyway, stay brilliant baby.

Why in the world would they make this a thing? This is the dumbest feature since glass doors on public bathroom stalls.