Murse

So… what’s everyone’s plan to celebrate guillotine day?

I’m not usually a fan of fireworks, but I’m kinda leaning toward fireworks…

If you can find a Saab from before GM bought em that’s still in good condition… *chef’s kiss* perfection.

That man deserves a submarine.

Said the robber to his victim.

Stakes are reusable.

I’m in favor of anything that gets us closer to making mosquitos extinct. Either the ecosystem adapts, or it’s now on an only-slightly-steeper nose dive toward total collapse than it is anyway with the amount of non-mosquito related damage we’re causing every day.

Like, if we’re fucked anyway, let’s be fucked in the relative comfort of a world without mosquitos!

Better idea: drive a stake 50% through AI CEO’s chest. Better, faster results, not just economically, but ecologically too!

Unrelated PSA, be careful not to let your car’s tires near an ignition source or anything flammable that could stick to them, like glass bottles containing gasoline (side note, cloth rags make a terrible cap for those types of bottles - the liquid will wick right through them!). Once a tire starts burning, it’s nearly impossible to put out, and could spread to other tires or areas like the interior.

If your tire does start burning, don’t film it - the battery in your phone could be especially dangerous exposed to high heat. Best if your phone isn’t anywhere near it.

Stay safe folks!

Is there anything stopping me from uploading an ID for Shrek or something? I foresee an explosion of popularity of fake IDs.

Quietly

The developer made this change from a personal laptop at their local public library.

Shhhhhh.