It… is Tom Hanks.

Don’t worry. They will.

Boy, do I have some bad news for you…

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-used-algorithm-essentially-raise-prices-rcna123410

I always love when people pretend to be mystified that someone has trouble running programs on Linux when I, a non Linux user, see plenty of examples of people having trouble getting programs to run on Linux scrolling through “Everything” on Lemmy

I’m sure Google employees get Premium for free

Christofacists is my preferred term.

You willing to risk your house, life, and the lives of your children in that?

Did you mean to come off sounding like a pretentious douche?

I’m looking forward to shorting the shit out of this stock

I’ve never called anyone a “ctiminals”

Do you have voting shares?

They have their headquarters in Texas though

Those who down voted you are either idiots, or hate clever wordplay