Nowt wrong with a tty interface. All you need is a gif->ASCII converter and you can view the images too.

Contrast is Satan to designers, because being able to distinguish the zones of a UI messes with their perfect colour blocking.

Now it’s possible to browse hundreds of movies you don’t watch to watch from the comfort of your sofa.

What do they even expect? They know who’s site they are using.

Worth $1 billion or valued at $1 billion?

You’d like to think that, but the last several years have proven beyond a doubt that they’re much more concerned that we’re sitting at our desks during set hours than any actual outcomes.

Management: we need to find ways to automate work using AI

At least any time they waste workshopping pointless mission statements is time they can’t spend inflicting UX pseudo-science on us.

Shit just got real

AI art is like the speech synthesiser that came with Amiga’s Workbench. Amusing for yourself to make it say swears, but of no interest to anyone else.

“But sir, downloading viewings for ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ could blow up the entire Internet!”

When I learned that Linus was behind it, otherwise something more straightforward would likely have won the most mindshare.

I swear I saw this guy dressed just like this on the way out of Coles today.

Betteridge’s Law!

Yup dawg, we heard you like economic rent…

What’s not to get about Face Monitor? If looking at a screen is good then obviously looking at it all the time is more good.

I was genuinely looking forward to them refusing to install airbags because it compromised the dashboard being 100% screen, and then later installing airbags in a “notch”, but calling them iBags, and advertising them as a revolutionary new feature that only Apple could think different enough to invent.

LGTM

Have they considered renaming it X and firing all their expert staff to make NASA more profitable?

Just going to replace all my old posts with AI generated poison data.