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And love.

Like that movie where Joaquin Phoenix gives Scarlett Johansson a STI.

I’d welcome it.

I could probably teach it a thing or two.

I’m deeply offended.

SkyNet.

Sick graphics bro.

Can I get the number for your guy?

I’m assuming you mean $1000 USD because I feel people from any other country wouldn’t assume that everyone would know.

I think he’s thinking he’s battling dis/misinformation and I think UM gets off on creating drama so they’re feeding off each other.

That seems to be a beef between them and poopernickle that’s spilling into different Lemmy communities.

This is a link to their disclaimer they’ve been adding to their political posts lately.

Socialist Berzerker is the display name of UniversalMonk, the OP of this post.

They’ve posted thousands of post and comments promoting all third party US political groups and constantly get in political fights where they act like a hallway monitor and try to bait others into rule breaking comments while actings like a victim the whole time.

When you post as heavily as you do and act like a belligerent hall monitor in your comments you’re going to get blocked by people.

Whoever runs that instance got sick of you and banned you from it but luckily the way Lemmy works it barely matters.

My mother shares videos of her asshole on TikTok, can I use this tool to make copies of it for my own use?

I guarantee you a blind person would do a better job.

Who’s your graphic designer?

Yeah I installed the bootloader.

I had to mess around with the EFI boot on my 2015 MacBook Pro.

So Logitech can bill every one of its customers every month.

I thought he’d be the creepy dude sitting in the corner watching as I get real dirty with an imperfect approximation of myself.

Weird question but I can I sext with a custom AI chatbot that I’ve based off myself?

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you.

So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, “no. get out.”

And the dude next to me says, “hey i’m not doing anything, i’m a paying customer.”

and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, “out. now.” and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, “you didn’t see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.”

And i was like, ohok and he continues. “you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it’s always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don’t want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it’s too late because they’re entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.”

And i was like, “oh damn.”

and he said “yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.”

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven’t forgotten that at all.

-Michael B Tager