Think a drone could get up above it and drop something into the propeller?

…that enormous library is called “YouTube videos”.

I’ve resorted back to piracy, but mostly cuz my taste in music confuses the hell out of the algorithms: I’m a fan of symphonic metal, and seeding one of those songs as the start of a playlist on something like YT music will land you with a combination of heavy death metal and renaissance fair music.

If I ever find one that can actually distinguish sub-genres of metal, then sign me the fuck up!!

Youtube Music is pretty much just youtube with a different UI - the videos are the same. The audio quality is whatever’s uploaded, so it’ll vary a lot song to song.

"Alright, the implantation surgery was a success, now all we have to do is fire up the remote activation. Throwing the switch in three… two…

I mean, if Elon was my dad, I’d probably have some suicidal tendencies too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn6AOtkZxy4

This gem might need an update.

Until insurers decide they’re too expensive to cover.

Light em up!

$800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks

Cybertrucks aren’t worth the glass of the molotovs that ignite them.

Worth and cost are not synonyms.

Yeah, some employers are really stupid about it. They treat it like a crystal ball. I’m not an expert in psychology, so the best I got is second-hand insight, but one of the perks of working in a hospital is I get to routinely pick brains that are a lot smarter than mine, to include a couple of psych PhD’s: ask them about the Myers Briggs and they immediately start ranting about how it’s pseodo-science bullshit. And some doctors do rant about shit outside their scope of expertise, which pretty well puts them at the same level of idiocy as the rest of us (i.e., if your ortho doc starts raving about how vaccines cause autism, the MD on his badge carries literally zero weight: he knows the fuck out of bones, but until proven otherwise it’s best to assume he got his education on vaccines from Fox news). But when experts in psych bitch about psych stuff, I take that at face value.

It’s used widely for actual hiring decisions. If you’re qualified for a job but they want an INTJ but you’re an ENTJ according the overgrown Facebook quiz, you get a rejection letter.

It’s unethical as fuck, and absolutely rampant in corporate America.

Now, as a team building exercise or role play to get to know potential clientele, yeah no harm.

The speedometer is also predictive.

astrology for guys in suits

Naw they already made that, it’s called the “Myers-Briggs Type Indicator”.

That’s a testable hypothesis: burn Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX etc to the ground. We can measure his reaction to each, and compare.

Diablo Canyon

The nuclear power plant run by AI slop is located in a region called “Diablo Canyon”.

Right. We sure this isn’t an Onion article? …actually no, it couldn’t be, The Onion’s writers aren’t that lazy.

Fuckin whatever, I’m done for the night. Gonna head over to Mr. Sandman’s squishy rectangle. …bet you’ll never guess what I’m gonna do there!!

I use Amazon like a search engine - find a few options for a product I’m looking for, go to the websites for options that look good, narrow it down to the one I want to actually buy, then order it directly from the manufacturer.

Fuck actually buying anything from Amazon.

I’d set it on fire and make an insurance claim.

Narrator: “It spread. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. Really you wouldn’t believe how much it spread. It spread like Domino’s™ all new creamy red sauce on only the freshest of dough seasoned wi—”

*car crashes*

Why can’t we go back to small phones?