cruseo

I suppose it’s the difference between “running the country“ and “running the country into the ground“

Oh, the halcyon days when you could confidently check “automatic updates“ and not have to worry about anything.

It was such a privilege when that finally became an option, and we should’ve known that they would abuse it as soon as they could.

Holy shit, this really seems like something that you shouldn’t announce publicly

Fixing all of your problems by replacing them with new and much worse ones

Yes, that’s what you’re supposed to do with secrets: Hide them.

Admit it: you had fun with that