This reads like more AI slop. I miss when Jalopnik had real articles.

Police aren’t here for for the common citizen, they’re for sale to the highest bidder like everything else in this shit hole of United States of Capitalism. Fuck the police. ACAB.

Found the Tesla bot.

Una Watch from a small team in Ireland has a promising vision for those who want to rid themselves of Google. I had a Fitbit step tracker that didn’t fit into Google’s plans so they made it unusable after Fitbit cashed out.

I’m glad Fitbit got paid but that doesn’t mean we’re stuck with Google.

And we’re back to what TV used to be, millions of ad-supported channels no one cares about except people who just want background noise. Time really is a flat circle.

Like anything Trump, I’d get the money up front.