But did they fill in their TPS reports?

tips hat

Hitler, take the wheel!

Just pattern recognition in the end, and extrapolating from that sample size.

Dare me to drive?

Strongly worded letter coming up

Man, that was worth the wait!

Except for the last 0.05 seconds before the crash where the human was put in control. Therefore, the human caused the crash.

complexity of compliance

Membership status = cancelled. How complex is that? Any payment provider that offers subscriptions, has a way to cancel that subscription (Stripe, WooCommerce, Shopify etc.). If they don’t have time to update their code to call the cancel functionality, then they could literally make the “cancel subscription” button send an email to the ops team, and they manually cancel.

Get yourself a RIMjob and help bring them back

20 years ago, as well

Thank You for Posting (2025)

You don’t need a million dollars to do that.

How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.

Jesus

Show us on this circuit board where he touched you

Beer good. Napster bad.

Fucking Gemini comes up for me now when I do that…

Edit: there’s a system gesture setting to change it back. Search for power menu in settings.

Brilliant work is done in bursts

Very true