Dihydrogen monoxide?

Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you’re right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.

Why are there so many comments engaging with this as though it’s a post by a human instead of an ad

It’s not the AI trying to blend in.

Trust me, fellow human.

When they say “copyrighted by Warner bros” they actually mean “created by a costume designer, production designer, lighting designer, cinematographer, photographer or camera operator, makeup artist, hairdresser, and their respective crews who were contractually employed by Warner bros but get no claim to their work,” right?

He has like 18000 children.

Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.

Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring