I’m impressed designers are still using that stick-in-the-ass arrow design. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, rotate the thumbnail picture 90 degrees CCW and look at the arrow. I imagine that’s how your privacy will be treated as well.

It appears to be an overcoat.

As if I wasn’t already interested in the Xbox.

Pro Max for mobile intelligence; Ultra for desktop intelligence.

Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.

Well that’s awkward.

Not a good start.

Makes sense as they once championed “alternative facts”. May as well live in an alternative reality.

I was out of the loop on the camera rumours, so I thought it was a tiny camera for your ear hole or something weird like that. Definitely don’t need more cameras filming us.

I’ve always wanted to test drive a BMW, but now I’m certain I’ll never want to own one.

Specifically identifying the “pervert glasses” as “pervert Meta Ray-bans” would kill these products even faster. Associating Ray-bans with perversion would surely be a deal breaker.

I use it pretty regularly at home, and haven’t seen anything that significant other than the premium templates being highlighted in the sidebar when you create a new document.

I did run into a scenario where you had the option to preview smart features while editing thereby showing you how it could be applicable in the immediate short term, but then annoyingly removed the data entered if you didn’t want to subscribe. Otherwise it works about the same as you’d come to expect the software to run.

True. I don’t spend as much time these days word processing as I used to, but I really should get around to downloading libre office.

I found that Pages and Numbers work just fine for me at home, and it comes included with my Mac. And if I’m truly desperate, Google Docs and Sheets are always a viable alternative.

TMTG is also active in financial services, and the company announced US$2.5 billion in funding a year ago to invest in cryptocurrencies, one of Trump’s recent passions.

According to its filing, TMTG generated US$900,000 in revenue during the first quarter, a paltry amount for a company valued at US$2.47 billion on the stock market.

And suspiciously interesting,

TMTG said in December that it is merging with the American company TAE, which is developing nuclear fusion technology.

Claundering?

Yes*

*some exclusions apply

I’m surprised the Ask Jeeves brand never became an AI chatbot.

*Cue They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard* 😎🥳🤘

We all knew it was coming, but what a time to pass the baton. Good luck, John.