Coming this fall: the new iPhone Republican edition (iPhone RE)
-cheaper construction and materials, yet somehow features a higher price tag
-tons of backdoors (this time, intentional)
-only connects to approved propaganda sites
-reports all biometric data to the GOP
-zaps you whenever it detects a thought the party dislikes
-integrates with neurolink (not optional, you sick deviant)
Coming this fall: the new iPhone Republican edition (iPhone RE)
-cheaper construction and materials, yet somehow features a higher price tag -tons of backdoors (this time, intentional) -only connects to approved propaganda sites -reports all biometric data to the GOP -zaps you whenever it detects a thought the party dislikes -integrates with neurolink (not optional, you sick deviant)
camera moves to the right. Plus, you cant swipe left anymore and only swipe right
iPhone XR
Xitter [R-Slur] Edition
Or
Xenophobic Recession Edition