• muusemuuse@lemm.ee
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    9 天前

    Coming this fall: the new iPhone Republican edition (iPhone RE)

    -cheaper construction and materials, yet somehow features a higher price tag -tons of backdoors (this time, intentional) -only connects to approved propaganda sites -reports all biometric data to the GOP -zaps you whenever it detects a thought the party dislikes -integrates with neurolink (not optional, you sick deviant)